Mothafuckin' Conan on The mothafuckin' Tonight Show. What. Is. Up. Was very excited about this, because, well, Conan is amazing. I mean, The Tonight Show isn't that different than the Late Night With Conan O'Brien but whatever. Because I luff him and my luff knows no bounds, I had to celebrate (a day late).

It's like a Backstreet Boys reunion here!

title: tin
pairing: elliot/olivia
spoilers: that one... in the eighth season... you know, that one... "Burned"!
words: almost 1200; this is just a quick little one-shot I wanted to get off of my hard drive.
thanks: to lowriseflare for both the beta and saving this from being a humor piece.
summary: Most of the time, she was without, but so was he. That was something, she supposed.

( tin )

I'll leave you with... ANOTHER CORRUPT MASSACHUSETTS POLITICIAN?! Say it ain't so!

Tito pokes fun at Kottaras, likening him to a goalie and it made my freakin' morning. There's nothing more I can say about how positively worthless Lugo is in the rotation; just keep Green in for the rest of the season. Send Julio back to Pawtucket.

I haven't managed to see Rescue Me because I can't FIND it anywhere. This upsets me a bit.

So You Think You Can Dance is holding auditions at the Boston Hyatt Regency today... I may have to meander on over there and try to catch a glimpse of Nigel.

title: untuck
rating: y-teen
category: angst/romance, first time fic
pairing: grissom/sara
thanks: after just finishing up one of her own fics, jenbachand found the time to look this over for me, and I really appreciate it. And csinut214 for her dictionary-fu. Heh.
summary: ...she lets him watch as she changes the sheets as though to say "It's your move now."

( Untuck )

Things are coming together quite nicely for tomorrow's Arrested Development party. Themed food has been planned, banners made, costumes purchased. If you wanna come, feel free to show up, it's gonna be a great time, and mostly just an excuse to dress up and get tanked.

title: trading hold music for silence
author: scullyseviltwin
rating: teen
pairing: svu; elliot/olivia
spoilers: for Closet
disclaimer: I own no part of them, yadda. No profit, yadda.
summary: Nothing he's bothered trying to imagine has prepared him for any of this..

( trading hold music for silence )

Steve sent me a link he happened to come by about Sweet Sue's whole chicken in a can. This'll take you to a recap of the entire process of how to cook the whole, canned chicken... WITH PHOTOS.

so Gini and I took a walk yesterday (down to the FINANCIAL DISTRICT! What were we THINKING!?) to grab lunch when she brought up a piece she'd seen in the New York Times. It's titled Say Yes, What Are You Waiting For? and it's a doozy.

I'll refrain from discussing it any further as to not bias you before you read it except to say... the part that really cracked me up was, "Too bad real life isn't like that. Marriage actually works best as a formative institution, not an institution you enter once you think you're fully formed."

Go read, come comment.

More for lols, A Rod juiced during high school? Will the scandals never end for this man?

New Hampshire about to approve gay marraige? Let's hope so. Then we just have to wait on Maine and Rhode Island, but in all fairness, Rhode Island doesn't really COUNT as a state. (I kid, I love the RI, I do.)

And one last thing, I SWEARS! Boston.com has been very fruitful this morning, producing pieces that I want to share. A history of MIT pranks. They're actually pretty hysterical. I think my favorite has to be the cow from the Hilltop, only because it's a fucking cow from the fucking HILLTOP.

Bruins LOLS, I meant Celtics tonight! Billiards with Jeff and Erica! Excitement!

I really like this SVU fic by lowriseflare so go and read it!

4 DAYS! 4 DAYS UNTIL THE BOYS ARE BACK! WOO! Looks like our bullpen is ready! Not that I didn't think they were I just... there are always doubts you know?

title: The Time Being
rating: Teen
pairing: Elliot/Olivia
spoilers: Inconceivable, Paternity and errr...
disclaimer: I actually own Dick Wolf, and therefore I own SVU. Transitive property?
thanks: Lori, for the beta.
summary: No, none of him between the wood and plaster of her apartment, she’d never get him out.

( Casual ignorance. It’s better that way, easier. How well they both play that game. )

In other news, a Muslim man loses his long-running legal battle with Dunkin Donuts after refusing to serve pork products in his store. I can't imagine he was doing much business in the first place if his bacon, egg and cheeses weren't served with bacon. Know what I'm sayin'?

Today I purchased Last Lion and I hope to have it read by, oh, let's say the beginning of May (because, really, SO MUCH WORK AHHHH!). I'm quite excited about it, as you all know how much I love, love, love Teddy boy. Has anyone else had a gander? Is it good?

Oh and I'm going to finish a Josh/Donna fic today, maybe. Maybe if I have a rough draft of a paper by two I'll finish the fic. Exciting, right? Right?


♫ Six long months I spent in Quincy,
Six long months doing nothing at all,
Six long months I spent in Quincy
Learning to dance for Flannigan's ball. ♫

I'll go do some work now, I will.

Lauren and I posted a fic.

In response to 'One To Go'.

It's supposed to be funny.

It is here.

It was written under the influence.

We're sorry.