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02 October 2008 @ 09:42 am
Please to stop assaulting my eyes withy our poor taste.  
This entry is the result of my morning commute, but has nothing to do with the inconsistencies of Boston's mass transit.

You see, Leslie is about to play 'What Not to Wear'...





GINGHAM: Gingham is a print that-unless you're apron-clad, sewing curtains or dressing up as Dorothy-you should not even consider. The crux of gingham's "unique" look is the tight nature of the latticework pattern. When worn, it makes one look frumpy and makes onlookers eyes bleed.

A NICE ALTERNATIVE?




PLAID: is making a huge resurgence this season, as can be seen at stores such as Anthopologie, Gap, and of course the ever popular Urban Outfitters, where the new push line is all plaid for women AND men.

More adventurous plaid designs have seen the light of day with Michael Kors. Dolce and Gabanna's new fall line is all about plaid, Tom Ford's new line is riddled with the print and Marc Jacob's new Spring/Summer '09 line has both tops and bottoms done in plaid.

So, when picking up that gingham WHATEVER... consider that old, musty plaid shirt you have tucked away in the back of your closet and think about letting it see the light of day.

ALSO HATING ON...




PAISLEY: While not QUITE as bad as a gingham print, paisley is characterized by a smorgasbord of droplet shapes, often times done in lacy or floral motifs. Fine on rugs, TERRIBLE ON CLOTHING. Wonderful in henna designs, RIDICULOUS ON SKIRTS.

Yes, yes, I hate Vera Bradley.

This print is too reminiscent of hippy, trippy days of the 60's and 70's and is only really acceptable in small amounts, e.g.: a scarf.

Where I draw the line? Traditional clothing done in this style. I love traditional flowing garments from Western Asia done in paisley, just don't show me a tight blouse with the pattern. Because I'll kill myself.

A NICE ALTERNATIVE?




A CLASSIC, VINTAGE FLORAL FABRIC: Floral prints will never, ever, ever go out of style, though they do go out of season. But there are so many different kinds to choose from that it's impossible not to find something you like.

My personal favorite? Marimekko's Unniko designs.



Other than that, I am sick. And a train wreck.

I stayed up to watch the game last evening which wasn't the best decision ever, though it was worth it because Lester was brilliant.

Watching the debate this evening with a one Ms. Krisela Millios and hopefully having a few good laughs.
 
 
I'm @: Boston, MA
Feeling: sick
Hearing: Add It Up | Violent Femmes
 
 
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Sara: Love Actually - headdesk[info]moyawyvern on October 2nd, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
There was a woman at the gym wearing a gingham print bikini/bra top and long ratty pigtails. Not the mental image I wanted to stay with me on the way to dinner.

Vera Bradley is horrible. There is a popular store in my work that sells them like hotcakes. I can't figure out why someone would want to spend that much money on a purse that looks like it was made out of oven mitts. And my mom loves the style. Another way in which we are very not alike.

I hope you feel better. And I am sure the debate will lend itself to much laughs.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Iron Man[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
Well a, no one over twelve should wear pigtails unless french braided for involvement in some sporting event. So there's that.

i'm not certain why Vera Bradley's bags are so expensive either, but hey, that's me and my naivete about the brand.

I'll get better soon, just need to ingest some more OJ.
Still a Beloved Cunt[info]99catsaway on October 2nd, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
I can't figure out why someone would want to spend that much money on a purse that looks like it was made out of oven mitts.

OMG that's totally what they are.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Family Guy: Stewie WTF?[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
Hahahah. Very expensive, designer over mitts.

PS, loved your venn diagram.
michelle: david & cathy | the love to fool around[info]marcasite on October 2nd, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)
You make me v. sad with your hate of paisley and Vera bradley. V. sad. :(

I am pleased to say that I love paisley and own lots of Vera....does this mean we can't be friends anymore??? Though I do love any and all Marimekko designs.

And I shall be texting you guys tonight during the debate since I believe it can full of the lulz!!

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Barenaked Ladies: Pinch Me[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry Michelle, that's exactly what that means. :-) No, I know a lot of people who have the Vera Bradley bags and I hear that they're... sturdy? I just hate them. THOUGH... I don't hate them as much as blouses with a paisley print. That's devastating.

Marimekko is gorgeous and bright and daring and fannnntastic.

It's going to rock the lols. I wonder if debate camp paid off for Palin, you think?
michelle: csi | sara is half hidden[info]marcasite on October 2nd, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
Dude. What about shells with pretty paisley prints and worn under a suit coat. Sweet! :D

Crate and Barrel uses alot of the Marimekko designs in their fabrics for throws and pillows. I like just looking at them, so bold and pretty!

I don't think so....I am not sure she really has what it takes. What topic is their debate about tonight? Foreign Policy?
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Garden State: Natalie[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
I looooooooooove crate and barrel. Love, love, love.

Well, they'll certainly be discussing Roe vs. Wade tonight... lolololols.
michelle: house |  no no no i love house[info]marcasite on October 2nd, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
Well, they'll certainly be discussing Roe vs. Wade tonight... lolololols.

Considering that is pretty much the only thing she knows...
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Red Sox: Beckett pitching[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
Come on... she knows lots of things like... like... uh, the geographic location of Russia in relation to her home state.

And how to hunt moose!

Valuable assets every VP candidate should have.

(Did you watch the game last eve?)
michelle: dw | she is awesome[info]marcasite on October 2nd, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
Lol, true all very important qualities that I look for in a future Prez.

No, I started to watch a bit of it but was tired. I missed good stuff, didn't I?
microgirl8225: Noble Hat[info]microgirl8225 on October 2nd, 2008 03:19 pm (UTC)
This is why I'm so glad I'm a science geek. We're not expected to be hip and trendy; just t-shirt and jeans are our clothing code.

We just take advantage of the knowledge of you good people for the moments we do actually have to dress up ;)
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: SVU: Tension[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
Meh, you dress fine, so it's no matter either way! :-)

And science geeks can be hip and trendy, just look at Ms. Catherine Willows. Bwahahah.
microgirl8225: Happy Geek[info]microgirl8225 on October 2nd, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
You mean Skanky McSkanton?

Yeah, because every CSI dresses in tight leather pants and and a short cut top to go to nasty crime scenes.
Morgan[info]morganalefaye on October 2nd, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
oh come on now, a sweet paisley button up under a basic blazer and some jeans is kind of excellent.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Red Dragon: When You Leave They'll Turn[info]scullyseviltwin on October 2nd, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
Denied. De to the nied. Some people might like it, I am noooooooot a fan. And I certainly could NOT pull it off, hahah.

TELL ME ABOUT BNL!
[info]enderandrew on October 2nd, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
Since our dish isn't hooked up on our new roof yet, and DirecTV can't fix it any time soon, we're missing college football and the baseball playoffs. So Sarah and I went out to a bar to watch the game last night.

I was so confident the past few years going into the playoffs, and yet not so much this year. However, the Angels can never seem to get past the BoSox in the playoffs. Chicago isn't that good, and if we run into Tampa Bay in the next round, you know the team will be motivated for that series. Who knows? Maybe they can pull this off.

The more I watch the Sox, I am constantly convinced that this team needs a new SS yesterday, and we will need a new C pretty soon. Tek is a great guy, an he can call a great game behind the plate. I don't underestimate the impact he has on our pitching, but he is old and can't seem to hit for shit.

The problem is there aren't many good possible replacements out there.

I'm rooting for a Dodgers-BoSox series, with Manny, Lowe and Nomar coming back to Fenway being managed by Torre. I also want to see Steinbrenner have an embolism after the manager they didn't want reaches the World Series while they miss the playoffs.

The other thing is if the Dodgers go deep in the playoffs, they might keep Manny. If they lose in the first round, I think they let Manny walk, and the Yanks pay him like 22 mil a year to crush homeruns against us. I'm not crazy about that scenario.

BTW, I have mad love for "Add it Up". That is all.
csinut214[info]csinut214 on October 2nd, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
i don't mind paisley. don't wear it, but don't mind it. same with vera bradley.

your example of floral print reminded me of kenley :-D
Liz: palin[info]shorelight on October 2nd, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
Paisley makes me gag at times. Thankfully more and more around here are deciding to go with Plaid as an alternative.

I'm looking forward to the debate - and I'm sure laughs will be had :)
wintergreen: politcs; jfk[info]wintergreen126 on October 2nd, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes, I hate Vera Bradley.

me too, me too. then my aunt bought me a vera bradley messenger bag as a graduation gift- and she was so proud of her choice. i'll use it because i love her and um, well, it's functional, if ugly.

biden and palin better bring it tonight. it's been a long day, and i need some good laughs (along with an idea or two of what to expect for the next four years...)

eta: tv guide apparently as a drinking game to go along with the debate...

have a good evening :o)

Edited at 2008-10-02 11:33 pm (UTC)
Ardvari: Harvest Moon[info]ardvari on October 3rd, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
This entry rocks my (plaid) socks. I actually have a gingham shirt. I only wear it when I feel like I wanna go out and sell pretzels for the rest of my life. Which is really, really rare. :p
Jess[info]jessickuh on October 3rd, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
What about a gingham print velour suit. Can I find one, wear it, and send you a picture?