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11 August 2008 @ 09:20 pm
CSI fic, Best Laid Plans, ADULT  
Title: Best Laid Plans (Often Go Awry)
Author: [info]scullyseviltwin
Rating: A to the DULT. Porn people. It's porn.
Spoilers: Was supposed to be set during 'The Case of the Crossdressing Carp'... or so I was told.
Category: PWP
Disclaimer: Ehem, MINE! All mine!!! Did you buy that? Me either.
Thanks: Well, [info]microgirl8225 gave me the idea... the entire plot really. And beta'd. So it's for her, but not a surprise.
Summary: Falling into a routine can often furnish unexpected... rewards? (Worst. Summary. Ever.)



Their days off weren't characterized by a tumult of exciting, new experiences. They certainly did not seek out adventure nor excitement, but rather settled for the nothings that composed the days of couples who were content to spend their time with the other.

True, there were elaborate dinners, but they were produced in the comfort of one of their homes. Movie nights were spent sharing a bottle of wine, and either falling asleep on the sofa or allowing the subtle alcohol to lead them to the bedroom, where they would undress and proceed to tire the other out.

Moments like these, however, were few and far between. As of late, they had been unable to find a solitary night during which one or the other wasn’t too tired, too irritated, too busy. Thus, they settled for sleeping next to one another, fine with being relegated to their own side of the bed when the other claimed, “Really, they needed sleep.”

Sara settled for rushed sex before he had to slip off to work; Grissom settled for a quick blowjob in the shower-even that wouldn’t have been feasible time-wise if he hadn’t managed to shampoo her hair for her while occupied.

When they had first gotten together, Grissom thought that every gesture whether grand or fleeting, would carry some sort of overwhelming emotion, feeling. It rather upset him that he’d allowed them to slip into a lull in which they were perfectly happy to simply kiss each other once before they retreated to bed.

The rather base, male portion of his psyche wished to romance her. And while he certainly didn’t have the energy to do this every night, once in awhile was an absolute must.

That was why, when Sara arrived home from an overtime sift on a mutual night off, he greeted her at the door with a devious smile and a slow, slow, slow, deep kiss. Meeting him movement for moment, Sara responded, miss him back with equal fervor.

As he was about to move the party from her lips to her neck, she pulled back. “Whoa, what’s up with the over-enthusiastic greeting.” Standing straight, Grissom met her eyes; Sara simply smiled knowingly at him, patted him on the shoulder and sidestepped him, shutting the door in her wake.

He watched her go through the motions of her coming home routine. Keys in the bowl on the counter, shoes beneath the coffee table, bag on the easy chair. Arms over her head in a stretch that exposed a thin strip of her stomach. “I have,” Grissom began to admit, thinking that he was effectively putting his grand scheme into motion. “Been thinking about getting you naked all day.”

Surprised and amusement registered equally on her face, and she lowered her arms slowly, unable to speak for a moment. Luckily, a yawn overcame her and helped her recall her initial priorities. “Well,” she claimed, around the cusp of another, smaller yawn. “That’s fantastic and romantic but… I really need to shower.” As if to prove her point she plucked the front of her tee shirt away from her skin. “I’m clammy.”

Eagerly, she spun on heel and with arms over her head once more in a tantalizing (for him) stretch, she disappeared down the hallway. “And you think you could reheat me some of that curry?”

Standing in the foyer dejected but not defeated, Grissom sighed and padded into the kitchen where he proceeded to do as asked and heated her up a large portion of curry. If everything went according to their recent scheduled, she would eat, he would get into his pajamas and they would go immediately to bed where they would sleep.

Straightening his spine, determined, he decided that wasn’t going to be the plan tonight. She would eat, she would go to the bedroom intending to sleep, where he would ravage her. It had been far too long since he had had the pleasure of giving her an orgasm (forget numerous and multiple) and that would all change this evening.

He hadn’t tasted her in nearly two weeks and he was very nearly craving it. If she asked, he might even be tempted to beg. So he waited patiently, didn’t want to push it; he would simply act the predator and hopefully capitalize on the delicious prey…

Sara appeared from the shower just as he was stirring her dinner one final time. Already clad in her nightwear, she slid up onto a kitchen stool and waited as he bowled her food and slid it to her. “I’m going to get ready for bed,” Grissom claimed and dropped a kiss on top of her head as he walked by. Her only response was a muted “Kay,” around a mouth of food.

Once in the bathroom, he washed his face, brushed his teeth and imagined himself undressing her quickly, having his way with her for hours.

When he’d completed his ritual, he made his way back into the bedroom, where she was already under the covers, bedside lamp off, ready to sleep. “Hey, I’m leaving my phone on, Ronnie’s doing her first stint in the field with Greg.” Another yawn punctuated her sentence. “Told her to call me after, I’ll put it on vibrate.”

Saying nothing, he clambered into bed bedside her, sidling up to her back, sliding his hand over her thin tank top. “S’fine,” he drawled and teased his thumb underneath the fabric to circle around her belly button.

Sighing, she settled back into him, lulled by the movement of his skin on her. But when he added his entire hand and moved up to cup her breast, she groaned. “Gil, please… I’m tired.”

He too sighed and stilled for a moment. “Sara, honey, I’ve gone without you for days, weeks now; I need to taste you.” Grissom’s voice was low, paced and almost frighteningly gravelly. He sounded like he’d just woken up from a year-long hibernation. A small spark of desire lit in her belly, he could tell when she squirmed against him.

“I’m tiiiiiiired,” she complained, but there was a tinge of something to her voice. Something that made him press on.

This time, his hand fell upon her breast and palmed a bit, his lips finding a tendon in her neck, beard rough against the smooth skin of her shoulder. “Sweetheart, I’m just asking you to lay there.” In his voice there was now humor and patience and he paused for a moment, waited for her to consider what he was offering.

There was a minute shuffling and she was turning to face him, eyes alright with mischief and happiness. “Well, I suppose if I don’t have to do any of the work,” her lips inched closer to his in a tease.

“None at all,” he promised, almost too quickly, but swooped in to steal her waiting lips in a kiss.

As his tongue slid against hers, he passed his arm beneath the covers and tossed them back, exposing both of their bodies to the cool air. Chuckling against him, Grissom settled his body easily over hers , nipped at her lips, slid his leg in between hers.

Sara bucked beneath him, her core hot against his leg, pushing against him in an attempt to relieve some of the pressure that had been surprisingly quick in building. He grinned to himself, knowing that he had her exactly where he wanted her and was intent on thanking her for allowing him to get her there.

With one hand at her neck, the other slid to her hip, plucking at the drawstring of her pants, which came undone easily. Against him, she laughed and grabbed his neck, opening her mouth further, kissing him with more fervor, passion, erasing any remaining doubts that she was wholly, fully in the moment with him.

Pulling away from her mouth with an audible smack, Grissom moved to his side and urged her to sit up, which she did easily. “I thought I didn’t have to do any work,” she said in jest as he whisked the top off of her, leaving a mess of ruffled hair in his wake.

Advancing on her, he moved to nip at her breast, running his teeth around the nipple. “I’m sorry I can’t make your clothing dematerialize.” His mouth latched on and sucked for a moment. Drawing back to pay attention to the other breast, he added, “Believe me, I’ll be working on that particular phenomenon tomorrow if it means you’ll let me do this every night.”

“Sounds good,” she sighed and closed her eyes as his mouth moved pleasurably over her chest. “Sounds… good.”

On his side, one hand surrounded her breast, while his tongue ran beneath the curve of her chest. His other hand snuck up her thigh, passing in between her legs to feel the heat. Even through the fabric, she was hot; the groan her unleashed on her skin caused a chain reaction, moving Sara to emit her own, deep moan.

Fracturing apart a bit, he lost some of his control, abandoned her skin to sit up and quickly divest her of her pants.”Oh jesus,” came his plea and he met her gaze for a fraction of a second before he settled down between her legs, inhaling her scent.

Breath hitching in her throat, she waited for him to act, but for one moment longer, he just looked, dragged the tip of his nose against her clit. When he pulled back and licked her delicately, the air whoosed out of her lungs like a typhoon. Receiving the reaction he had hope for, Grissom grinned and ran his tongue up the seam of her sex more forcefully.

Sara’s hands fisted the bedspread, tugged at his hair, pulled at her nipples.

When he lips encircled her clit, she bucked into his mouth, almost dislodging him, but he held fast. Strong hands slid up her thighs, settling at the juncture of leg and torso as he continued to stroke her pussy with the flat of his tongue.

A long sigh escaped him; he’d waited weeks, days, all night for this; goddamned if it wasn’t worth all those minutes thinking about it.

A hand abandoned the skin of her hip and moved to slide inside of her.

“Oh, okay, jesus fuck, Gil,” Eyes snapping open, she moved to rest on her elbows, glancing down at him. “Gonna make me come,” she groaned and fell back against the pillows defeated.

How could this woman make such an activity so fun for him; he loved doing it, loved eating her out, loved hearing the sounds she made, loved the way she yanked on his hair, cussed, asked for more. And he loved doing it all for her, loved the way she came against his lips, kissed him afterwards, tasting herself.

Curling his fingers upward, Grissom began stroked her harder, taking short swiped over her clit before suckling on the tiny nub. Her breathing hiccoughed, chest heaving and he felt her tighten around him. A feral smile spreading across his lips, he looked up at her as he added a third finger and sucked deliberately, lewdly, loudly at her.

That did it; she tensed and emitted a long stream of “Ohhh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Gillllll…” Coming around him, he didn’t bother stopping, continuing to stroke and lave at her with a more-than-eager tongue.

As the tremors subsided and she began to regain her breath, he slid his fingers out of her; moving up her body, he offered the digits to her, which she sucked on lazily. “Hon, no way I’m… I have no bones,” Sara smiled as she placed a tiny kiss on the pad of each finger. “I’m sorry.”

Grissom smiled, hand sliding down to grasp his cock. “Perfectly alright, honey.” Leaning in, he kissed the tip of her nose. “I won’t keep you up if I take care of this,” he added with a growl and a wink. Hand sliding quickly over himself, he watched as her eyes went wide.

And she watched.

Neither of them had noticed the cell phone that had been thrown to the floor during the fray, open.

Back at C.S.I. headquarters, Ronnie placed her cell phone carefully back in her pocket; mouth slack, eyes glazed and wide, she moved to slump into a chair at the break room table.

Greg whirled into the room, bag of coffee in hand. “Is Sara coming?”

Distractedly, Ronnie looked out the clear glass windows to the hallway of the lab. “She already did,” the girl said, horrified.

“Huh?” Greg was too busy adding anew filter to the machine to understand what she had said.
Snapping from her reverie, Ronnie looked over at her partner on the case. “No, I uh, I couldn’t get a hold of her.”
 
 
Feeling: drunk
Hearing: Scrubs | My First Kill
 
 
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*CSI Amy*[info]jorjafoxfan04 on August 12th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
Back at C.S.I. headquarters, Ronnie placed her cell phone carefully back in her pocket; mouth slack, eyes glazed and wide, she moved to slump into a chair at the break room table.

Greg whirled into the room, bag of coffee in hand. “Is Sara coming?”

Distractedly, Ronnie looked out the clear glass windows to the hallway of the lab. “She already did,” the girl said, horrified.


Oh. My. GAWD! Bwahahaha! Poor thing is going to be dramatized everytime she sees her now! Can't get an image like THAT out of your head! I totally wouldn't be able to keep a straight face!

Just the right mix of smut and humor! Loved it!

Man, I would LOVE to see her reaction to Sara next shift. What a riot!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Rocky Horror: Rose Tint My World[info]scullyseviltwin on August 12th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
I never really enjoyed Ronnie to begin with, so it was nice to put her in this situation, hahaha.

You can thank [info]microgirl8225 for me writing this; she's the one that gave me the idea and encouraging me to write it.

Thanks for reading!

Edited at 2008-08-12 02:25 pm (UTC)
Wanda Ross[info]wander52 on August 12th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
I loved the ending and the story was hot....
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Iron Man[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks very much! Just a stand alone amut piece to keep my muse on its toes... ;-)
maggienhawk[info]maggienhawk on August 12th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
OMG....the ending was brilliant...fucking brilliant. *sigh* Hot!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Dexter: Doakes n' Deb[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
Hahah, thank you. I just wanted to torture Ronnie a little... she's SO annoying.
rosesinjanuary[info]rosesinjanuary on August 12th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
I think my brain just fried.

In a good way.

I'm also totally and completely in love with the pic at the top of your page...I totally melted when I saw it :-)
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Ferris: Looking at the city[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
...fried brain is tasty.

That's not true, I have no evidence to back that up.

Thanks... and thanks for the comment on my layout, I'm kind of in love with it. I wish it had a pic of M&S from one of the seasons... but I'll take what I can get.
elfling65[info]elfling65 on August 12th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
HA! Teach Ronnie to listen in! He he. Traumatized indeed. LOVE it. Beautiful.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: West Wing: I WILL Be Running for a Secon[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Ronnie can suck it; I don't like her, heheh.

Thanks for reading!
elialys: [Sara] YAY porn ! Sara[info]elialys on August 12th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
Ahhhh!!! That was just wonderfully HOT and funny!! :D :D

As much as none of us would actually be traumatized by this call (because smut like yours always makes our day), I understand Roonie's shock XD What a way to hear 'your parents' do it XD XD XD

Thanks so much for sharing! :D
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Michael Myers: Is NOT Bob[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:20 pm (UTC)
Oh god what I wouldn't give to receive that phone call... I'm a sick bitch. But imagine all of the wonderful fic that could come of it...

Okay, I need to stop, haha.

Thank you for reviewing... and, you know, reading it in the first place.
JenStog[info]jenstogner on August 12th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
YAY! This night has been the shit! Mojitos, Olympics, hot Grissom eating Sara.... ummgahhh!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Bob Dylan: Weatherman[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:20 pm (UTC)
Hahahah, a nice little nightcap, shall we say?

Thank you!
microgirl8225: Cute Sara Smile[info]microgirl8225 on August 12th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
Thank so much!! You made the idea work soooooo well. You are the master

Edited at 2008-08-12 03:46 am (UTC)
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Dexter: Blood BWUH!?!?![info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:20 pm (UTC)
Dude, you're the one who GAVE me the idea, you're the master, freak.

And thanks for coming by the other day! I had a lot of fun... I needed that too, hahah.
luisa[info]ssidleismyidol on August 12th, 2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
ROFL! I think you just discovered the reason why we never saw Ronnie again!!!!
Oh and the smut? *Thuds*

Ps. *banner love* I finally saw it!!! YAYYYYYYYYY! OMG it was soooooo good but I wasn't at all prepared to see Mulder with a scruff! WTH??? And Skinner! Skinner was on it! And halfway through it I wanted to hit Mulder in the head with a brick but eventually the urge passed and I'm rambling....lol You can probably tell that I love it!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Monty Python[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Ronnie, traumatized by her experience, quit CSI and became a carnie... that would be a sick nasty story to write, dontcha think?

Thanks for the banner love. I rather love it myself!

OH YAYS! I'm so glad you liked it. Mulder with scruff was kinda frightening to me actually... AND SKINNER! ZOMG SKINMAN I HEART YOU!!!
luisa[info]ssidleismyidol on August 13th, 2008 02:43 pm (UTC)
I'm not gonna say I dare you because I know better! lol

There aren't a lot guys that can pull out the scruff successfully. Mulder is definitely not one of them, Griss on the other hand....*sighs*
*slaps self* back to topic! Skinman is dashit! lol I Heart that guy! I missed the Marlboro dude though.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Beetlejuice: Lydia[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
You miss CSM? Well... he kinda blew up... and he didn't smoke Marlboros!!! He smoked MORLEYS. :)
luisa[info]ssidleismyidol on August 13th, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC)
I know he Blew up but it's the X-Files ya know if a tall slim grey figure from outter space came to earth and glued him back together it wouldn't be that OOC we've seen worst through out the years! (Yes I have a fertile imagination)
I hate Morleys! That's why I always called him the Marlboro dude (but you couldn't know that so My Bad!) lol

Oh and what the hell are you guys feeding Phelps? The guy is just WOW!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Buffy: The Gentlemen[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
Innit he amazing? He eats like 10,000 calories just for BREAKFAST... true story. But yes, he's amazing and we love him and the like...

Pissed at our gymnasts though. Grrrr.
luisa[info]ssidleismyidol on August 13th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
Oh tell me about it. I was up till 5am to see it but that first girl was devastated! I felt sorry for her. I do think you guys are gonna hit the gold when it comes to individuals though so *fingers crossed*!
Good Luck!
thequeenofsin[info]thequeenofsin on August 12th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
oh my gawd! this was HAWT! and then frickin hilarious... hehehehe! poor gilbert wanting to get laid lol!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Beetlejuice: Lydia[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Is that... a hamster looking at me?

HAMSTER!!!!

And thanks... for reading... and reviewing... ;-)
thequeenofsin[info]thequeenofsin on August 13th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Yes it is a hamster... it's my baby! Pheno... he's adorable!
bongoz: wake up lemon[info]bongoz on August 13th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
"Grissom settled for a quick blowjob in the shower-even that wouldn’t have been feasible time-wise if he hadn’t managed to shampoo her hair for her while occupied."

Grissom is awesome.

The smut in this....gah, so good! And smut + humor is the best. I loved it.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: 30 Rock: Egg and Others on Face[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Grissom IS awesome.

I counter your icon with one of my own.

And thank you for the kind words! I appreciate it!

Edited at 2008-08-13 02:23 pm (UTC)
SeteLuas[info]seteluas on August 13th, 2008 11:35 am (UTC)
That was f*cking brilliant! Funny and sweet and very, very hot.
I want to, like, bottle you and keep you in my pocket so you can write smut for me during the day.

*sigh*
Life would be so much better.

Now, is there any chance you can make Ecklie call Grissom while he has... ahem, his hands occupied? *evil grin*
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: Clue: Whaaaaaaaaa?[info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
Thaaaaank you! So glad you enjoyed it, it was rather fun to write.

I'd totally be up for a job living in your pocket; would you pay me a stipend? Let's so this!!!

Ewwwww, Ecklie!!! EWWWWW.
SeteLuas[info]seteluas on August 14th, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
I so wish I could afford to pay you a decent salary, but alas, I don't make enough even for me. *sigh*

Would you accept payments in goods? *wicked grin*
sidle77: sara wtf[info]sidle77 on August 13th, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC)
OMFG! Don't ever drink coffee while reading Scully....
My poor lap top. Shit that ending. It takes a lot to make my laugh and you always seem to manage it. Damn sticky keys.....
I applaud and applaud some more....Bravo!
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: American Psycho: CHAINSAW! ZOMG![info]scullyseviltwin on August 13th, 2008 02:24 pm (UTC)
Oh noes! Hope it's not ruined, hahaha.

Thank you so much for the review! I always appreciate them! You're wonderful!
sidle77: sara shoot finger[info]sidle77 on August 13th, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
Oh stop, you'll make me blush!
nylana: gsr_bubble[info]nylana on August 13th, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)
It's been so long since I read good GSR smut. In fact it's been a while since I've read any fan fiction for my ships. :( So many of them weren't the same after the last season of TV. But I saw your name and I had to read it. Now I'm feeling shippy again and I thank you! <3
pineapple_shaker[info]broken_enemy on August 13th, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
OMG Hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha. I loved that. I'm currently panicking about ghetting my exam results tomorrow and this totally cheered me up. Thanks!
[info]lacsifan on August 25th, 2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
Good God, exponential hotness abounds!!! In the words of the immortal Tony-the-Tiger, "That was Grrrr-eeeaaaaaattttttttt!!!!"

That being said, I have to mention that your are a truly fabulous writer and I adore reading everything you post! Thank-you, thank-you, for your literacy, your talent, your dedication to the characters as well as to your gift. Your characterizations are always spot on and feel just right.

And the ending... (*snickers into her hand*) GENIUS!!!!!